Links! Links!
Now, obviously my life is much more interesting than anything else you're going to find out there on the world wide web, but if you absolutely MUST see for yourself, here are a few humble suggestions for you...
SCHNAUZER LINKS: (Because we are a superior breed.)
-Jukebox Kennels, the fine establishment that bred me.
-Schnauzer Ware, a fine general interest site.
-The Miniature Schnauzer Club of Canada, but I am also a member of Mensa, the International Squirrel Catchers Society, and National Geographic.
-The All Schnauzer Web Ring, which also includes giant & standard schnauzers, who could could never be as cute as I am, but might make fine pets for humans who are freakishly tall.
-The Schnauzer Board, a chat space. Warning to young puppies: Do not agree to meet any strangers you don't know. Sometimes friends you meet on line work for medical research companies and are trying to trick you. Don't end up a subject on the link below...
-The Schnauzer Rescue Message Board
OTHER IMPORTANT PLACES: (Because a well rounded puppy must always work to expand his world view.)
-Eldritch Theatre, my Master Eric's theatre company. I worked on his play Grendelmaus, by snatching the puppets in my mouth and playing Keep-Away before each performance. He would chase me around the theatre, yelling things & running. It was good for his warm up; actors need to keep limber.
-ORMTA, my Mistress Wendy is a piano teacher. I help her by playing under the piano, and distracting the students so they don't get bored. Human children have a hard time learning the piano, because it doesn't involve any chasing, wrestling or tugging. They just sit stay for half an hour at a time, and at the end, Wendy doesn't even give them a treat.
-Rattus Norvegicus, every hunter should know his prey.